Half naked cuddling & slow nasty tongue kissing needed now

Why are you so into hey Arthur

astroshawn:

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: In the Prisoner of Azkaban Remus Lupin tells the students that no witch or wizard has ever seen a boggart’s true form, but in Order of the Phoenix, Mrs. Weasley asks Moody to check if the cabinet upstairs contained a boggart reason being that he has a magical eye that can see through walls. That means that the boggart couldn’t see him so it couldn’t transform into his worst fear which means that Mad-Eye Moody is the only wizard that we know of in all of time that knows what a boggart actually looks like but it’s never mentioned by anyone ever again.

5tn:

people who show you new music are important.

mwagneto:

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these were taken on the same.fucking day

ijustwantyouwet:

*wakes you up by sucking on your clit*

guy:

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

girlmeetsrileyhart:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Frozen 2: Everyone is in Hell

Anna: Why can’t I say “fork”?

The complexity of this joke omg I scrolled past it than scrolled back up to rb it

auberginesdonthavelimbs:

peppapigvevo:

roboboners:

ndiecity:

pizzaback:

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“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

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Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

teenagerposts:

me, using a ouija board: A… L… I… V… E…

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it’s alive????

me: idk i’ll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N… A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

galaxyshoe:

kylostantrums:

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

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